Now,Sam usually disoriented enough after any leap,really felt odd as he watched his 5 year old self, fidgeting and nose-picking. And in front of his first dream girl,no less! Oh boy,no wonder,they called them "Kindergarten Babies" "And then Curious George" went inside for milk and bananas". The teacher,with her funny,bat-winged glasses concluded then closed the book and put it off to one side. "Now, boys and girls,what is the lesson of this story?" A sea of small arms flew up,except for a few,among them was Sam-as-a-child and a scraggly-looking lad with what looked like a permanent cow-lick and down-cast eyes. Sam suddenly remembered why he didn't raise his hand;he always hated stories with a "lesson" Sci-fi& comic books being more his leaning. The little scraggly boy,who,upon,second glance wasn't so much scraggly as very thin just looked like he wanted to sink into the floor of Room 5. "Randolph?" Miss Jasper(why do teachers always call on ones that don't want to be noticed?) "What do YOU think is the lesson?" "Aahh,I don't know, that monkeys should only eat bananas?"Sam heard himself say,or rather, stammer. So HE was Randolph. The mirror opposite with it's growth chart and "Healthy Habits Help Us Grow" poster confirmed that. A wave of laughter rippled through-out the circle. Miss Jasper adjusted her bat-wing glasses and cleared her throat. "Now Class,let's show Randolph some respect." Too late,the whole class was by now laughing and pointing at Randolph like he was the famous simian himself. And who was laughing loudest,Oh boy,not him! "Was I really like that?" Sam nervously slicked down Randolph's cow-lick and let out a silent scream; "Al,SOS!"